Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles (CWRPS, AU) MASTER POST

[cleflink]

Title: Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles
Author: cleflink
Artist: mithborien
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 33,100
Warnings: Sex and superheroes
A/N: Written for spn_j2_bigbang's 2012 round.

Summary: Jensen hates superheroes. Having grown up with not one, but two, of them in the family, he's more than aware of just how much having a spandex-clad alter ego can cock up the rest of your life. Luckily, his own powers tend towards the more passive, hippie florist side of things which - while embarrassing - means that all that superhero crap is someone else's problem.

Or it would, if not for the frequent interference of superhero-obsessed friends, hostage situations, hotshot new superheroes and irritating relatives. Not to mention a boyfriend who has the uncanny ability to go missing whenever bad things are going down somewhere else in the city.

Sometimes, Jensen's life is kind of bullshit.




Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four

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Art Post | Soundtrack

Comments

[soncnica.livejournal.com]

LMAO the summary ROFL ROFL ROFL... hahahahahha, oh man... I need to read this! NOW *runs*

[deadflowers5.livejournal.com]

I made a pdf for myself, because this looks promising, so I wanted to start right away. :-)

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

This is definitely going to be a snarky!Jensen story. I hope you enjoy it! ^_^

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

*wry* For some reason, Macs doesn't include hyperlinks in .pdfs so I had to send the file to a friend to convert it for me.

It's up now though! And whichever way you read it, I hope you enjoy! ^_^

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting on A03! Looking forward to the read!

[passing-through.livejournal.com]

I was so excited when I saw your fic pop up today. I reread 17 A.W. yesterday (I seriously love that fic) and was wondering if you were going to post a BB and it looks like you have! This sounds like so much fun. I'm downloading to my nook and will come back to comment when I'm done.

[nightrider101.livejournal.com]

This looks like so much fun! *runs off to read*

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

It's a new thing for me, actually posting on AO3, but I enjoy reading on it, so.

Hope you enjoy!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

*hearts at you* I have to admit, of all the stuff I've written, 17 A.W. is absolutely one of my favourites, so kudos to you for having great taste. *laughs*

I look forward to hearing what you think about this one!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

*laughs* If nothing else, at least I can rest assured that I wrote a good summary for once.

Enjoy!

[sinestrated.livejournal.com]

This was so great. I loved their snarky banter and the way you built us up to expect a certain plot twist but then went in a completely different direction in the end. Certainly kept me on the edge of my seat! Thanks for sharing this with us.

[without-me.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was marvelous!!! Like everyone else, I'm sure, I'm hopeful for a sequel someday--but I thank you so much for this.

"I'm secretly a super villain," Jensen said easily. "They call me the Intolerant Martyr."

BEST. LINE.

[simplybeing.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! I really, really enjoyed it-- and jsyk, I added it to j2_recs. <3

[goldenboat.livejournal.com]

Hi!!
The summary looks really great.I am very egar to read it:) Thanx for the pdf.*GOES OFF TO READ*
<3

[izzie7.livejournal.com]

Snagged the pdf as I enjoyed this so much!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Jared is now somewhat mollified by the fact that, even if the 'secret' part didn't work out so well, at least he still manages to be surprising.

Thank you so much! ^_^

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Jensen's life is so hard. TRUFAX.

Glad you enjoyed! Thank you!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

The world can never have enough florist/secret agent/superhero stories.

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it, hon!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

I hope you enjoy it! ^_^

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear it! Nothing like having superheroes on your hard drive. ^_^

[think4paperinkw.livejournal.com]

I have been waiting for this so much! Snagging a PDF, and promisescto come back when done. :)

[evian-fork.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the fantastic art bring me here along with the word "superheroe" ♥O♥ *must read now*

[usagimc.livejournal.com]

Hi! I just wanted to say I really liked this fic. I was so happy to read and sad when it ended. I have so many questions. Who is Gunner? How does Jensen introduce Jared to the family? How does the family reveal go? And tons more! ^_^ lol

So I just wanted to let you know how much I loved it and that I hope there might be more to this story some day. Thanks for sharing!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Well, I sincerely hope it was worth the wait! I'll look forward to hearing what you think. ^_^

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

mithborien's art is absolutely fantastic; I am a very lucky author.

I hope the story lives up to the art! Enjoy!