Where the wave of moonlight glosses

Title: I Go to the Sea
Fandom: CWRPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word count: 4700
Warnings: Dark-ish; dub-con kissing; body horror; internalized, period-typical homophobia
A/N: This story was written last September for petite_madame, who had a shitty 2015. As she is a lovely and talented lady who deserves all the good things in the world, a bunch of us got together to create stuff to brighten her day and let her know how much we appreciate her. Almost at the same time as I originally posted this story, I also got a more-than-full time job and totally forgot that I never reposted. So here it is, slightly revamped from the original. Also available on AO3.

PM has a fondness for dark, slightly gory stuff, which you probably all know isn't exactly my forte. :P I did my best though, and this is what I came up with.

Inspired by two of PM's stunning pieces of artwork: this one, and also a little bit this one.

Summary: All Jensen had ever wanted was a chance to sail the circle seas. And if marrying Danneel and letting her protect his heartstone every time he left port was the only way to do that, then so be it.


( You must never go to sea unless you have someone special on land to protect your heartstone for you )

Last one!

Title: Raise My Glass Half-Full
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Word count: 1675
A/N: Cardfic for enablelove: J2 - mistletoe

Summary: Blizzards and bartender-ogling should not be Jensen's idea of a rewarding night out.

( Jensen really shouldn't have come out tonight. )

Also available on AO3

Title: Snowdrifts
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean (gen)
Rating: PG
Word count: 1660
A/N: Cardfic for becc_j: Snow and Christmas and Winchesters getting along.

Summary: Christmas on the side of the road.

( His baby was all the car he'd ever need, but even Dean had to admit that she wasn't exactly built for half foot snow drifts. )

Also available on AO3

Title: Two Steps Back
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word count: 1170
A/N: Cardfic for heartblowswild: Timestamp for Heart of Everything - dragons.
Takes place approximately a year and a half after the original story.

Summary: Jared suffers from some friendly fire. Not quite literally.

( He didn't get any warning. )

Right, so I have six Christmas card stories to share with you all. I'm going to stagger post them over the next few days in the hopes of not spamming you too much. First one!

Title: Ever So Humble
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word count: 930
Rating: G
A/N: Cardfic for blackrabbit42: Timestamp for Gonna Make It Feel Like Home - staying in a motel for old time's sake.

Summary: It's funny, the things you miss.

( Sam was only barely keeping his eyes open by the time Dean finally deigned to pull into one of the innumerable shitty motels that lined the 66. )

I live! Mwa ha ha!

Title: When You're a Professional Pirate
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG for piratical violence
Word count: 3740
A/N: For equally_dour because she's lovely! She gave me the prompt 'pining boys', which I somehow turned into a pirate AU. I REGRET NOTHING. Also, I may have gone to see Pirates: Band of Misfits recently. Title is from A Professional Pirate by the Muppets.

Summary: Jared's kind of in love with his first mate. Jensen kind of hasn't noticed.

( Subtle was probably also for people who didn't want their fearsome pirate reputations tarnished by them mooning all over their first mate, but Jared had never much cared for common sense. )

This should not have taken nearly so long to get written.

Title: Volunteer Firemen Do It for Free!
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Word count: 1330
A/N: Written for ordinaryink who asked for J2 and kittens! Sorry it took so long, hon!

Summary: There were a pair of legs hanging out of the tree on Jensen's front lawn.

( So are you actually a firefighter or is that the kitten-in-tree equivalent of a superhero name? )

Title: With A Talent Like Yours
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word count: 5260
Rating: PG
A/N: Written for peppervl on the wonderful occasion of her birthday which was last week. Happy You Day, hon! Also, the working title of this story was Dungeons and Cats. Fair warning.

Summary: Jensen figured that traveling with a wizard would be a lot easier if the man's damn familiar didn't hate him.

( Shilya sauntered off with a smug little meow and Jared threatened to set Jensen on fire if he killed his cat )

This is for aikonamika who wanted to see a happy ending for Zack as a follow-up of sorts for this fic. It... didn't turn out quite how I was hoping, unfortunately, but I hope you enjoy anyway lovely!

Title: An Idiot in Hades
Fandom: FFVII/KH2
Word count: 1635
Rating: G
Warnings: terribly, terribly sappy floof

Summary: Cloud comes back for his idiot.

( Riku huffed impatiently. “Are you sure you’re the idiot in this relationship?” he demanded of Zack. )

Okay! So first off I'm not dead, just making a good run at it. (read as = school is kicking my ass liek woah) There will hopefully be some actual content going up here in the next little while as I get things under control in RL. If nothing else, I've signed up for this round of springkink so there will be fic for that come hell or high water.

In the meantime though, have some pron!

Giftfic for ciceqi who had both a bad day and a concussion the other day and asked for porn to cheer her up. And we all know that porn isn't exactly my forte, but here goes anyway!

Title: In the Country
Pairing: Zack/Cloud - FFVII
Rating: NC17 for fluffy nookie

Zack just likes to get away from it all, sometimes. Rough.