Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles (CWRPS, AU) MASTER POST

[cleflink]

Title: Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles
Author: cleflink
Artist: mithborien
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 33,100
Warnings: Sex and superheroes
A/N: Written for spn_j2_bigbang's 2012 round.

Summary: Jensen hates superheroes. Having grown up with not one, but two, of them in the family, he's more than aware of just how much having a spandex-clad alter ego can cock up the rest of your life. Luckily, his own powers tend towards the more passive, hippie florist side of things which - while embarrassing - means that all that superhero crap is someone else's problem.

Or it would, if not for the frequent interference of superhero-obsessed friends, hostage situations, hotshot new superheroes and irritating relatives. Not to mention a boyfriend who has the uncanny ability to go missing whenever bad things are going down somewhere else in the city.

Sometimes, Jensen's life is kind of bullshit.




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Comments

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

*laughs* If nothing else, at least I can rest assured that I wrote a good summary for once.

Enjoy!

[nightrider101.livejournal.com]

This was so much fun! Your summary promised a great fic and you more than delivered! This is definitely my favorite BB thus far. I laughed to the point of tears. Just the perfect smattering of intensity and angsty goodness. Thank you so much for sharing. This is a gem. I'm going to treasure the PDF always!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Tears of laughter are one of my favourite things. Especially when they're my fault. ^_^

I'm so glad you enjoyed, hon! Thank you for taking the time to let me know!