Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles (CWRPS, AU) MASTER POST

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Title: Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles
Author: cleflink
Artist: mithborien
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 33,100
Warnings: Sex and superheroes
A/N: Written for spn_j2_bigbang's 2012 round.

Summary: Jensen hates superheroes. Having grown up with not one, but two, of them in the family, he's more than aware of just how much having a spandex-clad alter ego can cock up the rest of your life. Luckily, his own powers tend towards the more passive, hippie florist side of things which - while embarrassing - means that all that superhero crap is someone else's problem.

Or it would, if not for the frequent interference of superhero-obsessed friends, hostage situations, hotshot new superheroes and irritating relatives. Not to mention a boyfriend who has the uncanny ability to go missing whenever bad things are going down somewhere else in the city.

Sometimes, Jensen's life is kind of bullshit.




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*wry* For some reason, Macs doesn't include hyperlinks in .pdfs so I had to send the file to a friend to convert it for me.

It's up now though! And whichever way you read it, I hope you enjoy! ^_^