Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles (CWRPS, AU) MASTER POST

[cleflink]

Title: Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles
Author: cleflink
Artist: mithborien
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 33,100
Warnings: Sex and superheroes
A/N: Written for spn_j2_bigbang's 2012 round.

Summary: Jensen hates superheroes. Having grown up with not one, but two, of them in the family, he's more than aware of just how much having a spandex-clad alter ego can cock up the rest of your life. Luckily, his own powers tend towards the more passive, hippie florist side of things which - while embarrassing - means that all that superhero crap is someone else's problem.

Or it would, if not for the frequent interference of superhero-obsessed friends, hostage situations, hotshot new superheroes and irritating relatives. Not to mention a boyfriend who has the uncanny ability to go missing whenever bad things are going down somewhere else in the city.

Sometimes, Jensen's life is kind of bullshit.




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Comments

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear it! I expect there's going to be some incredibly memorable 'meet the family' moments and some manly bonding with Gunner in the near future, though it's probably going to be some time before Jensen and Jared really sort out how they're going to deal with Jared's not-secret job and Jensen's not-superhero status.

Thank you!

[blisfulievil.livejournal.com]

you might want to delete your comment since it's spoilery? but thanks I look forward to more in the future!

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Eh, not really - it's still pretty general and you'll find as much or more scattered throughout my responses to people's comments - but thank you for being so considerate of others!

You're welcome! ^_^