Please play with me?

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I've seen this from a couple of people on my f-list and it's been a LONG time since I did a prompt meme, so!

1. Choose ANY story off my Master Fic List.
b. Give me a prompt (word, song lyrics, event, etc).
iii. PROFIT.

Go?

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Just one for now, though I'll try to sort out bits for the other two as well.

Pirate!boys prequel ahoy!

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Jared squinted at the poster. "It's not a very good picture," he noted critically.

"It's a wanted poster, Captain," Jensen said, because part of being first mate was apparently being responsible all the time. "It's a good thing if it's not accurate."

"But people are going to think I'm ugly!" Jared pulled the poster off the wall and shoved it at Jensen's face. "It's embarrassing! They're slandering my good name with this… this monstrosity!"

"The resemblance could be closer," was all Jensen said, because it would obviously be too much to ask that Jensen admit he found Jared attractive. The Almighty Lord clearly believed that unrequited love built character.

Jared scowled at the poster. "Dreadful. I'm going to ask the crew," he decided. He started rolling it up. "Maybe one of them will have an idea of how to fix it. Have we picked up anybody who can draw recently?"

"You did hear the part where it's a bad thing if your wanted posters look like you, didn't you?"

"At least the reward is flattering," Jared admitted. He wheeled back to the notice board to look at the other posters. "Higher than most of these others." He grinned proudly. "I'm an awesome pirate."

By this point, Jensen had resigned himself to rolling his eyes heavenward in a not-unfamiliar bid for patience. Jared wondered if Jensen realized just how often he did that.

One of the posters near the bottom caught his eye. "Oh, look! There's one for you too!"

"What?" Jensen snatched the page out of Jared's hands. "Give me that."

Jared leaned over Jensen's shoulder and considered the drawing of Jensen's face. "This one isn't very good either. I'd be surprised if they ever caught anybody with pictures like these."

"Good news for us," Jensen said dryly, though Jared could detect a hint of satisfaction in his voice all the same. It was kind of a rush, being infamous.

"Well we're definitely going to have to do something about that reward." Jared reached down and tapped at the considerably lower number on Jensen's poster. He thrilled a little at the way he had to half-drape himself over Jensen to do so but thankfully managed to keep most of that to himself. "I'm sure we can double that in no time."

Jensen lowered the paper and gave Jared a no-nonsense look from scant inches away. Jared got distracted by his freckles. "We're going to have to discuss this habit you have of looking for trouble, Captain."

"Nonsense," Jared said airily. "You wouldn't want me any other way."

"It is part of your charm," Jensen agreed with a sigh. Jared's heart jumped. "Though right now, I think your charm would be safer on the boat, Captain."

"Ah ah," Jared chided. "I'm not the only one whose charm got him into this situation." He tugged the poster out of Jensen's grip and rolled it up to join his own. "I am absolutely hanging this up in my cabin."

And who knew? Maybe one day he'd get the real thing in there instead.

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It was kind of a rush, being infamous.

THIS MAKES ME REALLY, REALLY HAPPY. Also, oh my god, Jared and getting distracted by Jensen's freckles in inappropriate moments. Also, OH my god Jensen and the considerably lower number. A+++++++++++ would delight in again :D

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Jensen's freckles distract me at inappropriate moments as well. And possibly enemy sailors, which will help bring that reward value up, at least.

*hugs*