Please play with me?

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I've seen this from a couple of people on my f-list and it's been a LONG time since I did a prompt meme, so!

1. Choose ANY story off my Master Fic List.
b. Give me a prompt (word, song lyrics, event, etc).
iii. PROFIT.

Go?

Filled Prompts

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Yusssssssssss.

To the Stars and Back. "You're not gonna get away with this."

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"No, you don't."

"Yes, I do."

"No. You. Don't."

"I'm pretty sure I do." Jared flashed a hopeful smile, which was somehow still charming even when he was covered in blood (his) and brown ichor (not his). "Come on, Jensen! How am I going to be a colony agent if I can't talk the talk? You're supposed to be teaching me this stuff."

"Jared," Jensen sighed. "While I am pleased to see that you're interested in becoming less completely useless, there is no planet in the solar system on which the ability to say 'you're not gonna get away with this' in Swas is a vital skill."

Jared's expression shifted into open-mouthed horror. "Jensen Ackles, bite your tongue! Of course it's vital! It's the most vitally vital thing to ever vital!"

"Okay, now you're just being ridiculous."

"Jensen." Jared took Jensen's hands in his own, taking care to avoid the stub of the thumb that Jensen was going to have to have grafted back on. Thank god for alien tech. "Can't you just tell me? I swear I'll go back to learning the boring stuff after."

Jensen rolled his eyes. "First off, I really don't see how 'hands up or I shoot' is boring. And second, you have the terrible tendency to taunt people who have you tied up at gunpoint which is bad enough when they can't understand what you're saying. I don't really feel like watching you get shot any more than you already do."

Jared sniffed haughtily. "Oh ye of little faith. I can totally taunt people and not get shot. Remember that time on Pluto with the Mork smuggling thing?"

Despite himself, Jensen had to grin. "Okay, that was pretty awesome. Doesn't make up for you getting yourself jettisoned into space off that Frnjish ship, though."

"Eh, that's part of the fun. Will you tell me if I promise not to say it at our wedding?"

Jensen sighed heavily. "Hwkate pa korb," he told him.

"Hwkate pa korb?" Jared tried, mangling the accent entirely.

"I despair of you completely."

Jared beamed at him. "You do realize that you're going to have to teach me this in every language now, right?"

"Lasik we," Jensen said, with the accompanying hand gesture.

Jared laughed. "You too, princess. Come on, let's go get cleaned up."

If nothing else, Jensen thought as he let Jared pull him to his feet, Jared was always going to be able to swear like a native.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ILU.

It cracks me up how flatly Jensen always talks to him and Jared is so earnest and goofy and deflects Jensen's bad mood all the time. Thank youuuuuu!

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Jensen is totally the straight man to Jared's Costello.

You're welcome, lovely! *hearts*